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The Winter Olympic Games are a winter multi-sport
event held every four years. They feature winter
sports held on ice or snow, such as ice skating
and skiing.
Each
National Olympic Committee (NOC), as with the
Summer Olympics, enters athletes to compete against
other NOC's athletes for gold, silver, and bronze
medals. Fewer nations participate in the Winter
Olympics than the Summer Olympics; the most obvious
reason for this is sheer geography, as most of
the countries near the equator have no access
to winter sport training facilities.
Like
the Summer Olympics, the United States has hosted
the most times, four, most recently in Salt Lake
City, Utah in 2002. France has hosted the Winter
Olympics three times. Austria, Italy, Japan, Norway,
and Switzerland have all hosted the games twice.
Canada will have hosted twice after the 2010 Winter
Olympics in Vancouver. Germany and Yugoslavia
have hosted the games once and Russia will host
the Winter Olympics for the first time in 2014.
Three cities have hosted twice; Lake Placid, United
States, St. Moritz, Switzerland, and Innsbruck,
Austria
The
most recent games were held in Turin, Italy in
2006, and the next games will be held in Vancouver,
British Columbia, Canada in 2010. On July 4, 2007,
the Russian resort of Sochi was chosen to host
the 2014 Winter Olympics. (Credit:
Wikipedia).
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Skating
on thin ice, by Paul Connolly - 19th February
2006
(Credit:
The Age)
Like
most Australians without the telltale roof racks
on their Subaru Influenzas or Nissan Pejoratives,
the only winter sport I regularly engage in is
fighting for my life under the crushing weight
of quilts and blankets my beloved likes to cover
us with on any given night between April and September.
Thus, when the Winter Olympics come around, I
struggle to confidently tell the difference between
a lutz and a putz, or a mogul and Richard Branson.
This,
naturally, doesn't stop me being an armchair expert
and there I was the other night tut-tutting and
scoffing: "You call that a triple-toeloop!"
during the pairs figure skating short program.
My beloved, whose appreciation of figure skating
is, like most women's, hardwired into her DNA,
could only shoot me dirties from time to time
as if to say, "There's an ice pick in the
kitchen and it has your name all over it if this
becomes a habit."
Ordinarily,
given the choice, I'd have watched the cricket
but the ridiculous number of one-day matches these
days has devalued the product in my eyes and I
just couldn't muster any enthusiasm beyond an
occasional score check.
Besides,
I realised that in a week's time I'd have forgotten
the result anyway, just as I've forgotten the
result and teams from every tri-series final ever
played in Australia. So to the quadrennial ice-follies
it was and why not?
Channel
Seven has gone to a lot of trouble and expense
to bring us these Games (not to mention kitting
out Bruce, Jo, Sandy and Matty in those swanky
parkas) so I figured the least I could do was
show my support.
While
my night's viewing would end with the knee-assailing
women's moguls and the impenetrable, jargon-dense
commentary of former
Australian
snowboard champion Jayson Onley ("She pumps
down the bumps with a heli, a double daffy, and,
I do believe, a flux capacitor double dibble spank
bottom," or something along those lines),
it began, as I said, with the pairs figure skating.
And
first up was the US pair of Rena Inoue and John
Baldwin, who were skating to Albinoni's Adagio
for strings; the kind of piece filmmakers use
to score images of troops kissing photos of their
loved ones before, in slow motion, pouring over
the lip of a trench and right into the heavy machinegun
fire of the better-positioned enemy.
Oh
the humanity! We never got a shot of them but
I could only presume that under such a heart-rending
dirge the judges were wailing which, I don't expect,
is the frame of mind you want judges to be in
when they're marking your score card.
If
you ask me, it was a major boo-boo on Rena and
Stimpy's part. They should have picked something
upbeat. Like Queen's We Are The Champions. A bit
presumptuous, perhaps, but a darn sight more encouraging.
Next
up were the Chinese, Pang Qing and Tong Jian,
who were in matching black sequined jumpsuits
that could well have been on loan from the Liberace
Museum.
Showing
how little I know about figure skating couture,
Belinda Noonan, Seven's expert commentator, remarked
how much she loved the outfits.
Curiously,
Sandy Roberts kept his mouth shut, which shouldn't
necessarily be taken as consent. He may have been
playing with the zipper on his parka.
Like
all female figure skaters, Pang was tiny and she
had great legs.
"Woops!
Did I say that aloud, my beloved?" Murray,
our lab-kelpie cross, groaned at that point, perhaps
sensing trouble. Anyway, Tong, a comparative giant,
scooped her up and hoisted her above his head
like a stick of licorice as he one-legged it before
flipping her and gently bringing her to earth.
It
was a scene of power, grace and beauty and one
not lost on me, particularly, since over on the
other couch, my beloved was by now ankle deep
in a basin of steaming water and sloughing dead
skin off her feet.
Pang
and Tong certainly gave the judges something to
think about before China's Shen Xue and Zhao Hongbo
took their place.
Unfortunately,
while their outfits were equally camp, their double
act came unstuck early on. After tossing her in
a triple-loop with olives and don't hold the dressing,
Shen failed to stick the landing and went over
onto the ice.
Showing
she has a lot more heart than me, my beloved actually
cried out with empathy, "Oh no! That's soooo
sad!" I examined my soul for any like-minded
sentiment but, I'm sad to say, I couldn't find
it. I don't mind telling you, it made me feel
like a complete double lutz.
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